Waking up is easy when you’re young. The day seems longer. Getting laid is easy when you’re young, perhaps unappreciated but effortless, essentially. Food tastes better because you haven’t tasted it before. Money is merely paper; It can be made easily and at any other time. Life, when youre young is opportunity devoid of value. Growing old is not for sissies.

mattsbrickgallery:

Love this so much.-MBG

Really dope. Hard to build

thedailywhat:

Pale Kid Raps Grammar of the Day: Fast-rapper Mac Lethal lays down a little Strunk & White to Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know.”

Your move, Watsky.

(Not Safe For Work, your a f*cking idiot.)

[hypervocal]

Babe. It’s grammar correction rap to a song you like. Pretty funny

mattsbrickgallery:

somethingyouwish:

<3

Blues Brothers.

thedailywhat:

Ingenious Invention of the Day: Introducing Spork Chops, the $3.99 answer to our pork-fried-rice-eating prayers. Also, the cumbersome Chopsticks Aid just wasn’t cutting shoveling it.

[greenhead]